She tosses the keys to a valet, blowing the young man a kiss, then slips arm into Weyland's "Lovely, dear, dearest, you have no idea... now, you will have the chance to see The Devil in action in her natural environment."
As they move to the doors, an older man is coming out, roaring and cursing into his cell phone. Scarlet produces a marble out of nowhere ad rolls it on the floor towards Angry man.
Angry man does not see it, slips on it and faceplants/headbutts the crotch of a security guard, who crumples and falls and takes down an older lady holding a poodle. The dog flies and lands in the arms of an expensively-dressed bride, where it unceremoniously soils and wets itself in fright, ruining the dress.
The phone? Oh, the poor little mobile flies away, clatters on the pavement and drops down an open sewer grate. "Don't you just hate people who yell on their phones in public? They seem to think being on the phone crates a magical booth of privacy around them."
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Date: 2009-06-20 12:31 pm (UTC)As they move to the doors, an older man is coming out, roaring and cursing into his cell phone. Scarlet produces a marble out of nowhere ad rolls it on the floor towards Angry man.
Angry man does not see it, slips on it and faceplants/headbutts the crotch of a security guard, who crumples and falls and takes down an older lady holding a poodle. The dog flies and lands in the arms of an expensively-dressed bride, where it unceremoniously soils and wets itself in fright, ruining the dress.
The phone? Oh, the poor little mobile flies away, clatters on the pavement and drops down an open sewer grate. "Don't you just hate people who yell on their phones in public? They seem to think being on the phone crates a magical booth of privacy around them."